Saturday was mine and Darren’s four-year wedding anniversary. We were going to go to Quebec City in Canada to celebrate. That’s what we say every year. It’s always so hot and we always say, “you know, it would be so nice up in Canada right now.” But there’s just one thing about Canada…
Back when we were dating, Darren’s family wanted to take me to Canada. that’s a great idea—only I didn’t have a shred of ID on me. No worries, the Andrews say. It’s fine. You’re an American; the Americans will let you come back home. The Canadian border agents weren’t so confident but that didn’t discourage the in-laws. Off to Canada we go. It was lovely, of course—until I wanted to come home.
It turns out the State Troopers working the US/Canadian border aren’t easily charmed when you try coming back into the States without any ID. It doesn’t help that Troopers completely freak me out. What with their puffy pants and tall leather boots, Troopers remind me of two things: Male strippers and nazis. When I’m done giggling about the first, I’m completely freaked out by the second. So I try not to cross them fancy pants Troopers—especially by crossing borders illegally.
I did eventually convince the border agents that I was a very nice law-abiding US citizen. But now I’m scared of Canada. What if the fancy pants Troopers recognize me? What if I forget my Passport again? I think at this point it’s more likely I would row a boat to Cuba than cross the Canadian border with passport in hand.
So00000000000000…….I decided since I’m a good solid Missouri girl, it was time to introduce Darren to all that is the Bass Pro Shop ba da da da dahhhhh <—————- that was dramatic music.
You see, I love Darren and Darren loves boats so what could be better than wandering around the Bass Pro Shop looking at boats? I agree, nothing at all. We had a grand time and Darren even found just the right boat….I mean, not that we bought it, but yes, he found it. Maybe I’ll buy it for him for our 20th anniversary when we are shockingly rich. Yes, probably.
After that we decided on a whim to drive up to Portsmouth, New Hampshire. We always drive over Portsmouth when we cross the bridge from New Hampshire to Maine and we always say, “That town looks cute. We should stop there someday.” So yesterday was someday and we finally went exploring.
Okay, everybody grab a pen and paper; it’s time to take notes. Repeat after me: Portsmouth is the cutest place on earth. Write it down. Don’t forget. Go pack your bags because really, I promise, Portsmouth is the cutest place you’ll ever, ever go. Tonight when Darren falls asleep I’m going to pack up all our worldly goods and move us there. He’ll forgive me eventually and I’m pretty sure it’s worth the risk.
These were some of my favorite things:
There’s a German coffee shop
Darren likes to give me a hard time about my German background. He also likes to remind me of his “pure and far superior English bloodline.” The man thinks he’s royalty. So I couldn’t be more pleased with myself when I got him into a coffee shop flying a German flag right outside.
He’s trying very hard to look like he doesn’t like the coffee but even he had to admit how good it was. Truth be told, it was even better than Dunkin’ Donuts—gasp. Speaking of Dunkin’ Donuts, I saw a man wearing a DD shirt that said, “Friends don’t let friends drink Starbucks.” I almost hugged him. But he was a stranger and that would be weird so I let him carry on with his peaceful little life.
I ordered a Dirty Chai Latte and Darren went around calling it a dirty German the rest of the day. Can you believe him? So you know what I did?
I opened the mouth on this fat cheeky shark….
….and I pushed him in bahahahaha! Take that you bloody Englishman.
The German coffee was very good but you won’t believe what was even better…
There’s a vintage typewriter shop
Shut up.
And there’s perfectly inspiring street art
And there’s a man store
And the city is old, old, old with cobblestone streets and beautiful old buildings. It’s so quint and peaceful and I’ve never been happier in my life.
I’m putting my things in a box right now. Don’t tell Darren.
Click here to read about the time we finally did make it to Quebec City 🙂
Sounds a lot like a day my husband and I would have, having recently celebrated our fifth. Marriage is great. Congrats!
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happy anniversary! I love that bridge and I agree with you, the city is charming. Love the post!
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Thank you :] Now every time I go over the bridge I’m going to want to stop in Portsmouth…so lovely!
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love the pic and as a Canadian on behalf of all Canadians i’m sorry for the scary people!
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It’s okay, it was the American Troopers that scared me not the Canadians :]
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yes they can be scary! i hope you are able to get to Quebec some day!
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Me too! :]
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what draws you there?
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Darren’s been there and said it’s incredibly beautiful and looks very European. I love seeing new places–especially old cities and towns. What’s the best time of year to visit Canada?
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it is beautiful for sure. i would say it depends on how you like the heat. If you are good with extreme heat and humidity, then between June and Aug. If you’re not to fond of high temps then Oct would be beautiful with all the trees changing colours.
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Good to know. Maybe I’ll make it out there in the fall…I’ll start working up my courage now :]
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it will be worth your while! seeing the changing of the guard is something to see. 🙂
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I love that there’s such a thing as a vintage typewriter shop.
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Me too!
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Sorry, I couldn’t get a flight out today, just my luck!!! Oh and about the insane part, well you knw it runs in the family! BAHAAHAAAHAA
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Man, I was going to make you something nice for dinner :] Insanity runs faster and longer in our family than any other I’ve ever seen :]
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Congratulations to you and Darren on your first four years of marriage!
As a Canadian, I hope you’ll give us another try someday. We even have Bass Pro Shops now!
I’ve bookmarked this post in my travel folder and added Portsmouth to the list of places we absolutely must visit!
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Thank you :] I will someday get up the courage and give Canada another try and I’m sure I’ll love it when I do. Def visit Portsmouth if you get the chance, it’s really great.
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Loving your photos – Congrats – Here’s to the Next Adventures Together:)
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Thanks :] I look forward to all the adventures to come!
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Canada is not that bad and Quebec city or Old Montreal is amazing… like you went to Europe without the hassle of a long flight!
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That’s what I’ve heard. I’m sure we’ll get up there someday and will love every minute of it. What’s the best time of year to visit?
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I thought I replied to this, but looks like it didn’t go through. Summer can be hot and really busy, so many tourists. Winter is cheap, but can be bitter cold with windchills. Fall and spring (before mid October in fall and may in spring) could be good. Just look for the bagels in Montreal… Cooked in honey water and to die for!
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I hope I make it up there in the spring or fall. Oh my soul, those bagels soooo good! Thanks for the advice!
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Oh they melt in your mouth! A place in Toronto makes them too and now thinking about bagels has me dreaming about them…
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Yes, Portsmouth is nice but… travel up the coast of Maine and you will find a smorgasbord of places that you will won’t to live, just like me 🙂
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We almost did just that (travel up the coast of Maine). We talked about going to Acadia but decided to save that for another day. There’s just too much beauty to get it all in :]
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Kari, this is my favorite post of yours so far! Based on your introduction, I now want to go to Portsmouth – perhaps I’ll bump into you there, yes?
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Thanks :] Yes, maybe you’ll find me sipping coffee at the German coffee chop :]
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Kari, I have not laughed so hard in my entire life. You are Totally Insane!!! I can’t wait to check this place out with you. Would tomorrow be to soon? bahahahaha!!!!!
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I can’t believe my own Grandma called me insane! :] Yes, tomorrow is good. Will you be here in time for dinner?
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